Morrisons respond to ‘poo’ letter from child.

Young George Hyde (3) had asked his father John if shampoo contained real poo, and pulling his leg, as dads do, John told him it did.

Horrified, the lad took it upon himself to write to the supermarket, and here’s their excellent response.

Responding, Sarah Sharp for the company said: “I’m sending you some pennies for you to buy some really nice-smelling shampoo so your hair will smell of strawberries or melon or even pears! those are very lovely smells.”